- Most expats can't differentiate one Asian from another. All Chinese / Malay / Indian / Horribly Disfigured Asian Women fall under the category of "Exotic".
- They tend to be bigger sized. That makes big girls feel small and small girls feel secure. Expats got noticed first thus leaving all our local big guys in the dust.
- They're rich and powerful. They can afford to throw money around. DUH. If I were an expat overseas I'd have the same spending power. Local entrepreneurs don't have time to bother flirting with flighty local women who can't see beyond the rich and powerful ang moh's money flashing. Sadly our local boys have to be filial and give money to their mums.
- Expats are sweeter and more charming. Of course if any local boy tried any of the moves/lines they pulled they'd be forced to bust out a kung-fu block that all Asians guys are trained in from young. This is because of the incoming kung-fu slap for being so cheeky. When expat tries it the girls just go "Teeheegiggle He just said he wanted to sleep with me cos I have nice tits! teeheehee".
- Expats are manly and will fight for the rights of their women. Newsflash. They're just drunk. People who really know how to fight (like myself) would rather walk away. I might accidently kill you. I have nothing to prove. I already know my penis is longer, thicker and harder than yours. If proven otherwise I can incapacitate your penis. Plus I expect my women to be able to defend themselves to a certain degree with a smart tongue and a quick knee. Please don't fall for that redundant display of aggression.
- Thrown feminine projectiles can be intimidating, especially when said projectile is heavier. Chinese man go splat. Expat likee go splat. (dumbasses)
- Expats have big dicks. True. God turned to them one day and said "The bad news is you're gonna be as dumb as a chihuahua. The good news is that it won't matter one bit." (If you didn't catch the chihuahua reference then u're as dumb as an expat.)
If you are an expat reading this and you're getting angry, get a sense of humour. I've been laughing at slanty-eyed chink/gook jokes for years.
I do not hate expats. I just get annoyed that our local women act like evangelical City Harvest-ers around them.
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14 comments:
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
i like expats... because... because... they are as dumb as a chihuahua!!
that makes me smarter!!!
=D
oh.
ps : not ALL expats have big dicks. my youngest brother [who's 14] will put some of them to shame..
=D
you like expats because they hump everything in sight?
And you stare at your 14 year old brother's penis and compare him to expats? (Okay, that's so wrong in so many different ways...)
hahahaa..
no.. my point is.. i'm pretty sure that WE are know how does a 14 year old penis look like compared to a 30 year old penis
;)
say penis one more time.
sorry but i don't know how a 14 year parts look like. brother or not. i doubt at 14 one would go flashing around nor would i wanna have a peek. yes, it's very disturbingly wrong.
I'm sorry but your post is really asking for it.
How do you know his will put an expat's to shame?
If you haven't been staring at your younger brother's dick, how do you quantify your first statement?
And if you haven't been staring at him then you're saying that all expats have phalluses smaller than a 14 year old's?
i used to work in the medical industry.
i have seen penis-es of all shapes and sizes.. of various ages. [not because they were flashing their 'yoo hoo hoos' at me. just simply because they come in for various medical issues.
so no. i've not seen my 14 year old brother's penis. [i'll be deem as someone disturbingly sick].. however i've seen enough to presume.
and i've seen dicks attached to expats small enough.
to mazikeen : penis ;)
to shade : nah.. i'm not saying that ALL expats have small penis.. i said SOME. :P
Forgive us if I say that we'll just take your word on that... The prospect of verifying penis sizes of both the expatriate and fourteen year old demographics does not appeal to us a great deal...
Actually it doesn't appeal to us at all. But we're being nice polite chaps.
Cheers.
1.Most expats can't differentiate one Asian from another. All Chinese / Malay / Indian / Horribly Disfigured Asian Women fall under the category of "Exotic".
please, to them "asian" is "chinese" lor. =P
not being racist or anything, but to them fair and small eyes = chinese. malays are filipinos and indians are, "mauritians".
no offence to chinese folks la, but how can they possibly be "exotic" (oriental beauty yes)if they're only like the biggest population in the world?
ex·ot·ic ...
–adjective
1. of foreign origin or character; not native; introduced from abroad, but not fully naturalized or acclimatized.
Exotic from the expat's point of view, yes?
No Offense can be taken through a misunderstanding lingo.
2. strikingly unusual or strange in effect or appearance: an exotic hairstyle.
I missed out the second definition.
Next time you see some local females going all giggly around a farang... Walk up to expat in question, and politely ask him where he's from. When given answer, immediately retort "SO HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE A FUCKING MINORITY?"
Then walk away.
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