This blogging thing isn't working...(cont'd)

Ok food's done. Where was I?

Oh yeah.

Nobody (of the female persuasion) has propositioned me for blogging.

I suspect it's cos I'm a guy (and not gay either). I have to use up all my toilet time thinking up witty posts when I could be thinking of other things and all a girl has to do is post up a picture of herself and suddenly she has 326183526180 hits. It is quite impossible to post up an ugly self-taken pic. Even if you look like me.

I'm not jealous.

It's just unfair. Guys have to be extra witty, precise and politically accurate in order to not appear lame. Girls can blast absolute gibberish on their blogs and they'll still get positive feedback. From guys. Guys are stupid that way.

Conversely I almost never see positive feedback given from a girl to a really bad post from a guy. In the rare event this phenomenon occurs, the girl's usually didn't get it or is extremely dumb.

This makes most female bloggers think they're really smart even when they're posting garbage. Does anybody see the paradox here?

STOP SPOILING THE FEMALE BLOGGERS!

Be honest! Tell Xiaxue she's ugly and wears too much makeup and has bad grammar!(Right, Mia?) Tell Dawn Yang she looks like a blowup doll cos she can't move her face! And I wish all the dumbass guys would stop trying to ask girls out through their shoutboxes cos no girl is ever gonna say yes to a shoutbox request. It does however boost their egos and I'm tired of girls running around with over-inflated egos.

In the meantime, guys could use a bit of pampering. To the girls, start leaving nice comments cos guys do not leave sweet messages to other guys on their blogs.

I guess what I'm saying is it's perfectly okay to ask me out for a date via my shoutbox and if you find my posts intelligent, I'm free for sex on Tuesdays (WoW maintenance).




p.s. Mary-kate and Ashley Olsen are legal and freaking hot man. I hope they never get implants. Do they have a blog where I can ask them out?