I haven't felt the need to shove any of my opinions through your visual receptors of late. There's nothing in particular I need to rant/rave/rage about and that's what this blog was meant to record.
On the other hand, people have actually been asking me to update this blog, which means there are some people who actually do read this junk and that's pretty cool!
Here's a personal to-do list:
- Pick up a hot chick at a club. One of the skanky ones who know they're hot and look like they went to the David Blaine School of Extreme Dancing. Then drop her as you're leaving together saying, "Oh man! You're not as hot as I thought. Damn you Jose Cuervo!" Then run down the street as fast as possible.
- Mumble at someone until they come really close and then scream "I SAID CAN YOU HEAR ME?" **Thank you for this one, Paul.
- Go to a LAN shop. Tell the counter guy I want a keyboard without the letters. "I'm sorry but I just can't figure out where the keys are with all those runes on them."
- Run into a LAN shop at top speed screaming "HASTE!" Run to the drinks machine and buy a drink. Scream "REGENERATION!!" Then slam dunk the can into a dustbin and scream "DOUBLE DAMAGE". Leave before I get thrown out.
- With National Day around the corner, I was trying to figure out what the Singapore Spirit is. I've realised the Singapore Spirit is all about Goh Chok Tong (not about the pontianak as I initially surmised). There's The Father (LKY), The Son (Lee Hsien Loong) and the Holy Ghost (or Holy Goh). Ok this joke is quite bad. I'm leaving it in anyway. It's my blog.
- Hang out at Orchard Towers late at night and solicit the hookers. "Hi, I big cock! You want? $200 OK? Oi you go where? Come back! Really big cock!"
- Go Trick or Treating during the seventh month.
- Beat up someone's boyfriend. "Is that your girl you're talking to? Well I don't like the way you're talking to her." *whack*
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1 comment:
No.6is rather funny .Ica nsor tof visualise you doing that.
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