Emo!

I realise my introductory post said this blog was supposed to be dark and 'emo'. People have asked why it's so 'happy'. They also said it was 'poseurish'. So here's a bit of 'emo' for you...

FUCK YOU! YOU ALL SUCK! DO NOT HAVE SEX COS YOU WILL PRODUCE MONKEYS AND LOWER THE AVERAGE NATIONAL INTELLIGENCE QUOTIENT! YOU DON'T GET IT AND YOU NEVER WILL!

Nothing personal =)

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Once In A Lifetime

It's getting dark too soon
A threatening silence surrounding me
A wind comes up from the islands

When distance fades to stormy grey,
Washed out from the deep of the ocean,
Here I will stand to face your wrath,
While all the others are praying

Calm down, my heart - don't beat so fast
Don't be afraid, just once in a lifetime
Calm down, my heart - don't beat so fast
Don't be afraid, just once in a lifetime

No rain can wash away my tears
No wind can soothe my pain
You made me doubt, you made me fear
But now I'm not the same

And when silence comes back to me
I find myself feeling lonely
Standing here on the shores of destiny
I find myself feeling lonely

I had a life to give, many dreams to live
Don't you know that you're losing so much this time?
Beyond the waves, I will be free
While all the others are praying

Calm down my heart

The love in you, it does not burn
There is no lesson you can learn
And there are sounds you cannot hear
And there are feelings you can't feel

Calm down, my heart - don't beat so fast
Don't be afraid, just once in a lifetime
I don't pretend that I love you
And this time I'm not scared of you

--Wolfsheim

RADARS!

MINDEF and the Defense Science and Technology Agency have decided to put a military radar on my roof. My flat is 25 storeys high and I stay on the 24th. I've heard tell that handphone reception, internet speed etc etc do experience some form of interference.

If anybody has any first hand experience do leave a comment or leave me an email at keithlim@pacific.net.sg. We're currently attempting to petition against it.

I Like Getting People Irritated

I was gonna title this post "I Like Irritating People" but that could be taken two ways.

I haven't felt the need to shove any of my opinions through your visual receptors of late. There's nothing in particular I need to rant/rave/rage about and that's what this blog was meant to record.
On the other hand, people have actually been asking me to update this blog, which means there are some people who actually do read this junk and that's pretty cool!


Here's a personal to-do list:

1. Pick up a hot chick at a club. One of the skanky ones who know they're hot and look like they went to the David Blaine School of Extreme Dancing. Then drop her as you're leaving together saying, "Oh man! You're not as hot as I thought. Damn you Jose Cuervo!" Then run down the street as fast as possible.
2. Mumble at someone until they come really close and then scream "I SAID CAN YOU HEAR ME?" **Thank you for this one, Paul.
   
3. Go to a LAN shop. Tell the counter guy I want a keyboard without the letters. "I'm sorry but I just can't figure out where the keys are with all those runes on them."
4. Run into a LAN shop at top speed screaming "HASTE!" Run to the drinks machine and buy a drink. Scream "REGENERATION!!" Then slam dunk the can into a dustbin and scream "DOUBLE DAMAGE". Leave before I get thrown out.
   
5. With National Day around the corner, I was trying to figure out what the Singapore Spirit is. I've realised the Singapore Spirit is all about Goh Chok Tong (not about the pontianak as I initially surmised). There's The Father (LKY), The Son (Lee Hsien Loong) and the Holy Ghost (or Holy Goh). Ok this joke is quite bad. I'm leaving it in anyway. It's my blog.
   
6. Hang out at Orchard Towers late at night and solicit the hookers. "Hi, I big cock! You want? $200 OK? Oi you go where? Come back! Really big cock!"
7. Go Trick or Treating during the seventh month.
8. Beat up someone's boyfriend. "Is that your girl you're talking to? Well I don't like the way you're talking to her." *whack*

Any more ideas?