UCK NORRIS is AWESOME!That's Chuck. If you don't know why Chuck Norris is awesome read THIS.
I'm sure you agree. Chuck Norris is way awesome. The man is so awesome, he goes through life with only 3 expressions.
- The Chuck Norris Squinty-Eyed-Look-Of_Determination. This is the part where he gets sent on a mission or finds out the bad news (his family / best friend / local convenience store owner / per goldfish had died). This can last for up to an hour as Chuck methodically eliminates baddies until he reaches the last boss whereupon he squints a bit more. This is known as the Stare-down
- The Chuck Norris StareDown. The StareDown can be found intermittently throughout the show when Chuck is confronted by moral dillemas (when convenience store clerk asks Chuck to pay for his beef jerky *StareDown*), when engaging baddies in conversation for character development ( Oh Yeah? Watcha gonna do about it? *StareDown*), or when confronting the last boss ( *StareDown* I'm gonna make ya pay, baddie!)
- The Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. Yes, The CNRhK is so awesome it is considered an artistic expression of life - or lack therafter - in all fields of entertainment. The CNRhK is virtually omnipotent. It can do everything from knocking away aimed missiles into enemy attack/escape vehicles to defeating the last boss after the StareDown when Chuck has run out of missiles, bullets and throwing pies
Who Can Possibly Defeat Chuck?
Yep. Zohan Can.
The Zohan is not as awesome as Chuck Norris. Everything The Zohan can do (The Bullet Catch, swim faster than a motor boat, wall-jump, Crotch Press-ups, etc) can be nullified be a CNRhK. However the Zohan is probably the one person on the planet who can shave Chuck Norris' Beard wherein lies all of Chuck's power!
Ok I've reached the limit of my attention span on this post. I'll end by saying I pwn them both cos I have a remote control.
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